apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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blowfob:

if this gets 100 notes i will upload a clarinet cover of blue rabbits fucking

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hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

tardis-bitches:

yeah but muggleborns on heeleys rolling to class, just whizzing past all of their classmates who try every spell they can find to give them wheels on their feet. and then the muggleborns get them for their friends for christmas and try to teach them how to use them on saturdays. 

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via neverbeyondhogwarts - © izizansari

doctor-bildgesnipe:

I JUST MADE NUTELLA-PEANUT BUTTER FROSTING AND I’VE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING MORE BEAUTIFUL IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

THIS IS IT

THIS IS THE REASON I EXIST

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winterthirst:

an important gifset

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first picture: child

second picture: teen/young adult

third picture: adult

fourth picture: death

doctor-bildgesnipe:

brotherhoot:

(video)

Assassin’s being scared by birds is actually pretty freaking adorable :3

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queen-bitchass:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

DID HE SURVIVE

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via pizza - © espressobean

My Chemical Romance | I Don’t Love You

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 Title: Chicken Nugger Dramatic Reading
 Artist: krythelynxie
 Album: French Fried
 Plays: 1054599

lanadelwhore:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

kr-y:

oh my fucking god

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thauwn:

things to start doing:

  1. drink more water
  2. carry a camera everywhere i go
  3. read more books than i already do
  4. go for walks
  5. do yoga more often
  6. go to bed earlier
  7. enjoy the little things
  8. go outside more
  9. stop comparing myself to others
  10. stick to my goals n stop putting things off
  11. write down my feelings
  12. smile more, especially at random people
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